We are pleased to announce that Garth Brooks will be returning
from his THIRD retirement to perform at the 2012 Walt-lympics Closing Ceremonies. He'll be singing such hits as "Friends
in Low Places", "Aint Goin' Down (Till the Sun Comes Up)" dedicated to the tea cup marathon riders, and "The Dance" to our
dance-athon Walt-lympians. He will also dedicate "If Tomorrow Never Comes" to all those who showed up to compete, but
left without a medal.
Bruce Jenner & Killer Kayla wrap up our broadcast.
Kayla: "We thank you all for sharing in the 2012 Walt-lympics with us. Please
call 1-800-FIGMENT to order your DVD of the highlight events."
Bruce: "Yes, thank you for sharing your time with us. Please watch your
step while loading onto the monorail, and keep your arms and legs inside at all..."
::CRUNCH!::
Kayla: "Oh, no - that woman wearing the lime green t-shirt got her arm stuck in
the door while she was waving goodbye to us!"
Bruce, and Kayla, together: "That's going to leave a bruise!"
