Kali River Floating Ducks - Sponsored by Singer Sewing Products -
We'll keep you on pins and needles!

Overview - teams of 5 people are equipped with a pin, 2 water wings
and a ducky swim ring each. They compete against each other as they
float down the Kali River. The object? To pop as many of the other
team's floatation devices as possible without getting popped themselves!
*5 people per team, 2 teams compete at a time
*Enter at the beginning of Kali - one team enter on the left bank, the
other on the right
*teams must strategize and decide to play either offensively and try
to attack the opposition or defensively and just try to get to the end
of the river alive!
*If they drop their pins in the river, they are sitting ducks!
*Teams receive 5 points for each floatation device that makes it to
the finish line all in one piece and still inflated

(add images of water wings and a blow up ducky swim ring)

Commentators - Bruce Jenner and Florence (Flo) Downstream

Flo - "What a beautiful day for a river race, Bruce!"

Bruce - "I agree Flo! And team USA and team China are ready to take to
water in this heat of Kali River Floating Ducks"

Flo - "The ref just blew his whistle and the teams have jumped in!
Seems like Team USA is sending a few players on down river while
teammates Charlie D. Tuna and Lotta Watta chase down Team China
players to pop their ducks and water wings!"

Bruce - "A very strategic move Flo! Playing both an offense and
defense game!"

Flo - "Look! Watta is moving in on Team China member Yo Float Good to
pop his duck! Float Good is struggling, trying to back paddle against
the current to get out of the way of Watta... can he do it? OH NO!!!!!
Float Well, in his frenzy to avoid being popped by team USA's Watta
has backed himself into a rocky wall, popping his own ducky and giving
himself a nasty bump on the noggin to boot. What heartbreak for Team
China!"

Bruce - "That’s going to leave a bruise!"

Kilimanjaro Safari Tag - sponsored by Post It Notes - We stick to just
about anything!

Overview - teams of 4 from each country will head out into the safari
in one of the safari jeeps driven by a park guide. They try to "tag"
as many animals as possible with their "Post It" brand team flags -
without the animals tagging back of course!
*Safari jeep will maintain a steady speed of 5mph. It will not stop so
when the team jumps out to tag an animal, they have to be careful that
they don't get left behind!
*Points are given per animal based on the difficulty involved tagging
the animal. From how hard they are to tag to how dangerous they are to
tag!
*150 point penalty for any teams that come back with members that are
lost somewhere in the safari

Commentators - Bruce Jenner and Yuri It

Yuri - "Team France is currently on the safari track and is racking up
points right and left!"

Bruce - "That's right, Yuri! They have even gotten a 50 point Gator Tag!"

Yuri - "Bruce! Look! Francois Sloe Le Poke is going to try for a 100
point cheetah tag!

Bruce - "Yikes! Not a good idea Yuri! Le Poke is the slowest member of
Team France and Cheetahs.. well.. lets just say that LePoke better
have the element of surprise on his side!"

Yuri - "Right you are Bruce!

:::::::::::SNAP:::::::::::::

Yuri - "Oh NO! Le Poke stepped on a twig! The cheetah heard him! He's
chasing him! Le Poke won't make it back to the jeep in time! OH NO!
That was ugly folks! The handlers are taking the cheetah away now"

Bruce - "That's going to leave a bruise!"